coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."


Any FPS on “Easy” difficulty.

Any FPS on “Easy” difficulty.

orangelemonart:

The best thing about Evangelion is Ramiel 

image

You got this memetically hilariously low budget angel made back during NGE when they were scraping at ways to cut spending where they could manage,

And then it’s like. CAN YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN AFFORD NOW WE ARE THE BIGGEST FRANCHISE EVER

phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
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phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
Zoom Info
phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
Zoom Info
phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
Zoom Info
phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
Zoom Info
phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
Zoom Info
phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”
Zoom Info

phrux:

brotoad:

Gen 1 Pokemon styled sprites of the Angels from Evangelion!

okay but imagine eva unit-01 throwing a gigantic pokeball at an angel and it slamming into them before a giant cross-shaped beam of red light, mountains shattering beneath the weight of the mammoth red orb as Misato desperately screams over the radio “SHINJI! HOLD DOWN+B!”